Witchcraft Unisex T-Shirt

🌙 Witchcraft Tee – Because Therapy Doesn’t Work on Past Lives

Let’s be real—no amount of therapy is going to fix what your soul did in the 1600s. That’s where witchcraft comes in. This unisex tee is for the spooky souls, sarcastic skeptics, and anyone who knows a little moon magic never hurt.

With a relaxed fit and garment-dyed softness, it feels like your favorite shirt from day one (without the séance to summon it). Dress it up, dress it down, or just wear it while hexing the patriarchy.

Whether it’s Halloween, the next full moon, or just another Tuesday of soul-searching, this shirt has your back. Literally.

✨ Features

• Unisex fit (S–4XL, because witches come in all shapes and sizes)

• Garment-dyed = already cozy, no breaking-in spell required

• Durable double-needle stitching (translation: it won’t fall apart after one wash)

• 100% ethically sourced cotton, softer than a familiar’s belly fur

🧺 Care Instructions (or Witch’s Laundry Spell)

• Machine wash cold (to preserve the magic)

• Tumble dry low, because high heat = curses

• Do not bleach (unless you want ghostly vibes for real)

• Iron on low if you must, but wrinkles are part of the aesthetic

• No dry-cleaning (witches don’t have that kind of budget anyway)

⚡ Ready to channel your inner chaos witch? Add to cart and let the reincarnated drama speak for itself.